Gretchen, where are you? It was your idea. I told you she wasn't going to like it. Don't you run back outside. It'll be your turn next. Where is that goody-two-shoes Harley? Harley, dogs are supposed to do this.
Oh, no. Not the sink, Mom. I'd rather have a bath than get held over the sink. I promise I won't do it again. I won't, I won't, I won'tttttt. Oh, yeah, that's right, this is the second time.
Hey Gretchen! Wait for me. I'll be right there. She's bound to open that door again. Act like you have to go potty real bad. She's a sucker for that one. Help, Help!
NOTE: Gretchen spent her share of time at the sink too but she doesn't make a big deal out of it. Harley was rolling over laughing on the floor because he didn't want to get his feet dirty anyway.